Miss Giggles,
I am eating a delicious breakfast of scrambled eggs on toast, which is a meal your father invented. When I open my diner The Crusty Bits, I am going to offer a variation of scrambled eggs on toast, and make scrambled egg sandwiches. The patrons of my diner will have simple palates, so they will appreciate this offering on the menu.
Today is New Year’s Day! I have New Year’s Resolutions too. Here they are:
1. Read 52 books.
2. Take up martial arts again.
That is all I am going to do this year. Though I might also make an attempt at achieving my mother’s New Year resolution of eating more potato chips, too.
Happy New Year!
Cordially,
Mr. Lazy
